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"Ummm, I think this is overkill Monsieur President? It's just a yacht. Perhaps some Divers with small charges might do it?"
A rare picture of the endangered grenouille à grande bouche. (Wide-mouthed frog.)
- Ed
- Ed
Shooting commences for the latest Macroni Western.
Overheard on CH 16 `,This is the `Charles de Gaulle`,Flagship of the French Navy`,I command you to turn 30*starboard immediately to avoid a collision with my ship".......
"Napoleon,this is Eddy Stone`s Lighthouse;suggest it`s your move.."
"Napoleon,this is Eddy Stone`s Lighthouse;suggest it`s your move.."
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I can assure you, that from the safety of my Sub somewhere in the Atlantic Trench, that Russia will NOT nuke France in the next two minutes...Update in six-months....
Does anyone here on the bridge speak Hindi?
Attention! This is your captain, uh, president speaking. Thank you all for your patience.
I can now reveal that our present mission is to put French boots under water. The time has finally come, so fill your boots!
I can now reveal that our present mission is to put French boots under water. The time has finally come, so fill your boots!
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...and above all men, always remember the motto of the French Navy is "a l'eau c’'est l'heure". That is all...
(Thanks to SLXOwft for kindly stepping into the breach and to the late Miles Kington for the essential element of this entry...)
(Thanks to SLXOwft for kindly stepping into the breach and to the late Miles Kington for the essential element of this entry...)
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Raise Le Battle Flag…
Which one is that mon Capitaine?
MON DIEU, Le white one of course.
Which one is that mon Capitaine?
MON DIEU, Le white one of course.