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Old 1st May 2024, 10:50
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Hoskins, when I ordered you to prepare a box barrage . . .
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There's enough Christmas puddings and crackers here for the entire Western Front...
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Buttons you say...

Aha...there's your problem .....1 digit out on the NATO stock number!
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...this here....what does Geschenk verpakt mean?
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So many great entries - some that I particularly liked:

Nutloose: "So Mrs Scroggins says she last saw her little son playing in the ball pit about here," and "They want them from serial No 12843 to serial No 17534"

SLXOwft: Hoskins, you are absolutely sure that symbol means this is where they dumped the 'duds'?

Walter28: SNAP...

Big Pistons Forever: Yup the supply print out clearly shows none in stock

Wensleydale: "The War Office has sent us 8,000 bed pans. Are they taking the p*ss?"

But taking the pith (and the prize)

treadigraph: Bugger, I've lost count...

Well done sir! The CS trophy got mixed up with that lot, but when I find it I'll send it on!

Over to you.
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Thank you FBW, there has to be mortar the story than meets the eye in that pic...

I'm in deepest turnip or sugarbeet or something land (Norf Suffark or Sarf Norfeck) at the mo and finding pics on me phone is hard going. So may i declare OPEN HOUSE?
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As Treaders has declared OH, voici un autre président fou de pouvoir dont vous pouvez vous moquer



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"Did somebody say KFC?"
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Secret filming of people smugglers near a French beach.....
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Voiture 54, oů ętes-vous ?"

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"OK, which one of you jokers put Marine Le Pen's name on my jacket?"
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Who specified the blue shower curtains, I asked for a one with dolphins on it.
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No wonder we are over budget, cloth curtains with eyelets and hooks!, the British make do with plastic sheet and bodgetape.
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We are frogs... err French, ve live for being undervater....Dive!
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Von ping Pierre and von ping only.
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This is terrible.
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What I need to know is, why has everyone got lifejackets on and I haven't been issued with one?
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