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Old 24th Apr 2024, 12:06
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Betty wondered what that was rubbing up against her crotch then she realised it must be a NACA's duct.
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I'm sure the man in the yellow vest shouted "what a cunning stunt" to me as we took off, thought Brenda to herself.
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Old 24th Apr 2024, 15:05
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Nope, side-saddle isn't easier for ladies thought Jacinta, although she was also beginning to think that horses and high-bypass turbofans were not, in fact, all that similar.
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So many excellent entries, but this one belongs to Chu Chu with: Where’s the suck, squeeze, bang, blow I keep hearing about? Our aviatrix has the CST in her purse and will attempt to drop it in your garden soon!

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Thank you so much, cavuman1!

I'd be surprised if our fearless protagonist hits the target, but no doubt many of you will:


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I’m home hun..
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Old 24th Apr 2024, 23:30
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One Huuundred and Eighty!!!….
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Are you sure this is the one with the 300k range?
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"For the love of God Frank! DON'T CATCH THEM!!!!"
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Precision bombing trials Mk I.
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Mr Pecker prepares to deliver his statement in the Trump trial.
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Good God Heath Robinson, for once your idea is quite simple!
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"Don't touch that, 007! That's my lunchbox!"
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And in other news, Hoskins single-handedly obliterates the German team in the international darts competition.
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"Use the Force Luke...Let go!"
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Okay what swine put superglue on this bomb?
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'So you first calculate course, speed, height, wind speed and direction, rotational speed, gyroscopic progression, and launch angle?' 'No, I just chuck it over the side and see' said Lt Bernie de Boult RFC.
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The Norden Bombsight, Mk 1.
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"No, Jenkins, not yet - at least wait until we're airborne!"
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No gloves? Sharp fins? Live ammunition? Leaning over the side of a moving vehicle? Oh dear, oh dear, Health and Safety are going to have a field day over this.
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