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Old 4th Apr 2024, 14:48
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and they said AI couldn't design an aircraft....
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Old 5th Apr 2024, 01:44
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You don’t need a Propeller, paddle steamers proved that, so I have developed the worlds first twin paddle powered aircraft.
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Old 5th Apr 2024, 01:47
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Well they said a bee cannot fly, but it does and rotates its wings in a circular pattern, so I have adopted that principal.
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"If it looks right it will fly right" ... and so it was proved again.
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After I get a few of these drones under my belt, I’ll start building the queen.
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"Right, that's my 'Build your own genuine Cluster Duck' finally built, at last!"

"OK...., now, how the hell are we supposed to fit these eight engines?"
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Old 5th Apr 2024, 11:47
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I told him not to fly under the railway bridge...
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Old 5th Apr 2024, 13:59
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Ahhh I see, so a combined Royal Navy / MOD committee got involved in the early design stages for the new RAF fighter, and judging by the Wendy house cockpit, at some point the Army got their say too.
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Well, it certainly looks like it meets the brief to repel radar, the problem being though, it will be pushed to repel the Earth's surface.
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We called it Doris after the unusually wide spread of the undercarriage legs .
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Fly it off the deck of a Carrier???? I wouldn't fly it off the end of Bognor Pier.
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Old 5th Apr 2024, 16:11
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The Russians’ll never even see it coming!
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Old 5th Apr 2024, 17:21
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Despite a few tweaks, Barnes Wallace still couldn't get the d*mn thing to bounce.
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Old 5th Apr 2024, 17:58
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The F-22 had a very long gestation.
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Old 5th Apr 2024, 18:02
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"I am running a sweepstake on how long before Chengdu roll out something similar looking." said Hoskins to the reporter.
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Old 5th Apr 2024, 18:34
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I found a use for all those flat panel Lego pieces.
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Old 5th Apr 2024, 21:28
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I think we will call this AM tomorrow
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Old 6th Apr 2024, 10:00
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Hee hee, wait till he calls flaps for landing.
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Old 6th Apr 2024, 11:52
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OK times up. The Thing has to be judged.

Runners up are

Cynicalint with
Well, it Self-identifies as an aircraft!

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But the winner is
1859 sqn

and they said AI couldn’t design an aircraft…

over to you

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