Caption Competition Mk IV
I told you not to blow it up until we got it outside!
Oi ! You can’t park it there, that’s the spot for the chip wagon!
The council building departments insistence on architectural correctness of square windows for all structures in the village permanent or temporary may have doomed this aircraft . They should have built it in a village that permits round windows .
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Such was the profitability of the contract, Pickford’s were able to hire a doorman
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RyanAir introduce their first fly drive package.
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I said caravan not Caravelle.
(same cockpit)
(same cockpit)
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I don’t give a damn if it is finished or not, according to our data it is not ULEZ compliant, and to bring it through here you owe us… crikey… £1568/17/6d
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After the war British aviation technology was moving on at a cracking pace.
The B787 production line really took ages to knock the rough edges off...
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Approaching Farnborough, the Comet was looking forward to a long soak in the bath, as it was feeling quite fatigued.
I think we should have turned right back there!
Bloody satnav wrong again
Avoid imitations
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Behind you!
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Councillor Hoskins, have you had your hearing checked recently? I asked you to invite user comment on our bus service, not implement a Comet Airbus service...
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During the initial phase of construction, Comet 001 arrives at the corner shop to collect 1500 gallons of Red Bull, as it moves onto phase two, where it is given its wings.
