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“And now, viewers, I will insert this intake blank into the engine cowling behind me …”
In this police crime reconstruction, detectives reckon this was how the cheese they found lying on the apron must have looked just before the engines spooled up.
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"Yes, this hat is also a bowler. Next question?"
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Quick, shut the cabin door, it’s that bloody Avon woman again.
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It’s the only toilet roll they had, but don’t worry, they have provided a puppy to run it down to the rear toilets.
Hey! Masie these rollup aren’t what they used to be!
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They say if we release it on departure from Heathrow, it should bounce all the way up the Thames and hit the Houses of Parliament
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They told me on my Hostess course, I need to soak up lots on knowledge, so I bought this giant sponge..
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They're our new hostess Nora Batty's surgical stockings.
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That's not what I meant when I said get me a photo of a hostie with a cheesy grin.
The Chief Stewardess demonstrates massaging the pilots' egos to the new recruits.
Miss Hoskins prevents the loss of an engine due to French Odorous Dairyproduct.
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I was told we needed to be all encompassing amongst us cabin crew, so I went out and got a Pouffe.
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Photographer from The Sun … “Hey, darlin’, don’t move … I want a shot from behind you.”
Sigh, the guys always has to be shown how to fit it in.