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Old 12th Mar 2024, 04:39
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You cannot master the Drunken Master style while sober, no matter how low you get your center of gravitas
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I've still got life to live
I've got all my rage to give
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Old 12th Mar 2024, 05:03
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Putin practices how he'll look after his inevitable defenestration...
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Old 12th Mar 2024, 05:16
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•••———••• Just drawing a dashed dotted line.

And the results are being tallied as we speak…

Meanwhile the multi-talented M. Putomane avoids the blame once more, and squeezes one out using ventriloquism!

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Old 12th Mar 2024, 05:42
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How many times have I sprayed coffee over the breakfast table, then quietly chuckled to myself suddenly in front of strangers? Some of those were very clever.

The blame must be shared by all of you.
Nutloose was close to mine above.

With a niggly back myself, I got double chuckles with
SealoO: “I think I’m going to need a Special Operation after this!“
Treadigraph: “Ahhhhhohhhhhhh... me back's gone!”

But SealoO laps again and takes the Ukrainian flag with

P: Stop sticking pins in that doll!
Z: Ha ha we’re only just getting started

(And no, earworms are not forgivable.)
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Old 12th Mar 2024, 18:51
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Hi Thanks, Joli I was wondering where the competition was as it was radio silence. Let’s try this one. However be kind to the Major General


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Old 12th Mar 2024, 19:23
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You keep that vat of choclate away from me.
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Oi, Number 2 … get that rifle vertical like I am
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And the best part is BAE only charged $7.2M for his new clothes.
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Old 12th Mar 2024, 22:12
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No! Shan't! He called me Pingu...
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RAF Regiment Officer recognizes the next higher level up on the RAF pecking order...
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Old 12th Mar 2024, 22:19
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The State Visit by a representative of the Falkland Islands.
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Casting commences for the new Batman film, with one hopeful giving a performance rivaling those of Burgess Meredith, Danny deVito and Colin Farrell.
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If that guy in the shorts kicks me again, I'll bite his c**k off.
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Guys, could you give me a moment here? I really need a dump.
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And if we don’t do something about carbon emissions, the entire convent . . . er . . . colony will soon be evicted.

Dammit, where are Jake and Elwood when you need them?
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Pingu celebrates his promotion to bird Colonel.
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"Carol couldn't make it, so we asked another flightless bird to take the parade".
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