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Old 10th Mar 2024, 10:07
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Damn, that’s the second we’ve lost, I told them we should have put the rotating Smartie in the top.
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Old 10th Mar 2024, 10:11
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On the other hand, we could have simply put a downward facing spotlight on each wing tip to measure our height over the reservoirs.
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Old 10th Mar 2024, 10:15
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You better tell Hoskins to get ready to climb down, I think we have got a couple of blocked Chemtrail nozzles.
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Old 10th Mar 2024, 15:20
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Top Secret Project: The B-29 "Binglederry".
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Old 10th Mar 2024, 17:23
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Today, it's conventional to mount the aircraft on the pedestal after it reaches the gate. But that wasn't always obvious.
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Old 10th Mar 2024, 19:53
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Got to go for a long walk while the weather is so nice, so without any further ado . . .


"The finalists in the Caption to a frightening picture categorey are as follows"

Nutloose with "There, see, I told you that lever did nothing"

fitliker with "The hungry bomber was Goblin up all the spare metal to recycle into more useful beer cans"

Big Pistons Forever with "Think Bubble over B29 canopy - Well at least we get to go home when the mission is over."

jolihokistix with "Right, that’s her gone, so let’s head home guys!"

Nutloose with "You better tell Hoskins to get ready to climb down, I think we have got a couple of blocked Chemtrail nozzles"



"The envelope please ... and the winner is" [sounds of tearing and folding of paper, which if you think about it are probably foleys anyway and therefore worth their own award]

"La La Land with "They still couldn't figure out how to get it to make the tea"

[sounds of footsteps]

"No, no ... that's the wrong envelope!"

"The real winner is - jolihokistix with "Right, that’s her gone, so let’s head home guys!" "





Incidentally, not many people know this, but this the real reason they never could get the Kee Bird off the ice!

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Old 11th Mar 2024, 00:08
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Oops, must have drifted off. Many thanks SV.
I’ll have a look around for some material, but if someone is bursting in the meantime, then by all means go for it!

Let's try this one.


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Old 11th Mar 2024, 08:08
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"I have black belts in origami and Novichok".
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I also play air guitar!
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Naaa, that’s not one of his moves, he’s suffering from a bout of diarrhea.
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He keeps asking when the Morris Dancer kit will arrive
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We gave him the black belt, it was the only way we could keep his shirt on.
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"Aargh ... there's someone behind me ... help!"
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Old 11th Mar 2024, 10:13
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"Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive"
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Old 11th Mar 2024, 10:25
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Et tu, Brute?
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Old 11th Mar 2024, 10:28
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I think I’m going to need a Special Operation after this!
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Old 11th Mar 2024, 10:48
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Originally Posted by Ombinda
"Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive"
Blast, that was my immediate reaction!
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Ahhhhhohhhhhhh... me back's gone!
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Oh god... now he thinks he's Mick Jagger...
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