Caption Competition Mk IV
OK, OK, I promise never ever to disrespect the ground staff again !
Judging in about 12 hours, so you can have a fresh one for the weekend.
Fallen Madonna with the big boodies, you say, I think I’ve found the big boobies Arggh maybe not!
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As he got ready for yet another sortie, he tried to calm himself by asking . . . "What's the wurst that could happen?"
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(Aside) Hee hee, when he pulls the ripcord, we get rid of a little Hitler Kommandant AND your smalls get a proper airing...
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The Christmas panto for Jagdgeschwader 26 was obviously a huge success as the audience in unison screamed out "THEY'RE BEHIND YOU!!!!"
Honorable mentions to Nutty, for "Messersh*tt oneself again sir?" and Dan Gerous for "Sir, I'm not bothered about your cross dressing, but you really need to learn how to unhook your bra yourself.".
The winner is Treadigraph with "Und don't forget to bring back 200 fags and a bottle of scotch..."
The CST will be delivered to you soon. Please collect it from the nearest paddock. Take it away, Treaders.
The winner is Treadigraph with "Und don't forget to bring back 200 fags and a bottle of scotch..."
The CST will be delivered to you soon. Please collect it from the nearest paddock. Take it away, Treaders.
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Thank you indeed! Have a go with this, the Colonel will inspect contributions after Jo's breakfast on Monday...
The local citizenry is lined up and held at gunpoint by the constabulary. Up to that time, it was the largest theft of sphygmomanometry cuffs on record.
- Ed
- Ed
We're having a short arm parade, because we're short of arms.
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"And finally, men, be careful. Those without LDV armbands risk being shot as spies."
What the Republicans in the US Congress wants the Ukrainian Army to look like…
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And finally, carrying a handbag and telling one and all that you are transitioning is not an excuse to avoid service.
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We’re doomed I tell ya…doomed..