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Old 31st Jan 2024, 00:23
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Winning the hearts and minds is ok, but next time Scroggins get the correct bloody field or you can pick up all the seed yourself and move it to the right one.
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Just as I said, they’ve sent us a squad of chickens.
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Trump picks up extra votes in the Texas primaries.
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US Marines pick up any tripping hazards prior to Joe Biden’s secret visit to the troops in Afghanistan.
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Hearing the sergeant requesting volunteers for latrine duty, everyone suddenly became super busy.
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Not what DES had envisaged when they sent the first crews overseas on a Seed Corn posting.
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Their collective pro noun is Doug.
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Ostrich Company goes to war...
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Getting a bit quiet ...so will call later today!

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The fighter controller misunderstood the call "Request Pigeons".
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OK, time to get those lads back to work .....
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We can kill the bad guys, no problem, but heaven helps us if we leave any litter on the battlefield!
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Thanks 622.
I thought I would put up something topical.
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Hey that's a nut loose... on the other end of that bolt.
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As a newspaper once said “Nut, Screws, Washer and Bolts”
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Alaska on the outside, Aer Lingus on the inside. Very confusing.
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Boeing, bowing, gone.
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... and the future of the company hinges on this ...
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De split pin connected to de castellated nut, de castellated nut connected to de retaining bolt, de retaining bolt connected to de... ad naus. Now shake dem Boeing bones!

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Two out of three ain’t bad
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