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Old 20th Jan 2024, 09:25
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Thanks ... now where are your daughters/grand-daughters?
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Then he played his master card. Some things in life are Matchless.
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Old 20th Jan 2024, 10:50
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The sole occasion a Matchless was preferred over a BMW.
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The wheelstand was impressive, but I came to see you ride inside the barrel.

Sorry, Ma'am. It was here a minute ago. . . .
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There used to be a time when the locals were actually happy to see somebody from the military......
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No thank you I am doing Dry January
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"Err, no. I'm actually the Express Courier. The Expressed Milk Man will be along shortly."
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In Rumania, Max wondered why he and his blood-bank motorcycle were so popular,
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The winner of "The Great British Bike Off" is surrounded by his fans.
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"'Ere ducks, 'ave some of me Dandelion and Burdock wine, it'll put 'airs on yer chest - leastaways, it did on mine"!
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How Harry REALLY met Sally.
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Barry Sheene: the early years.
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