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Old 18th Jan 2024, 16:06
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This vill teach you to catch Gonorrhoea, now if you vill stretch ones foreskin over my special implement, I vill clear your passage vay so you can relieve yourself again, I will also cauterize the passage vay at the same time. Also vould you be interested in a quick Circumcision?
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Old 18th Jan 2024, 16:19
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So Mrs Sinatra, where did you get the inspiration for the song “These boots are made for walkin “ ?

Well there was this picture…..
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Old 18th Jan 2024, 17:48
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FLY-BY-WIFE,sorry I missed your PM,but am delighted to have won the prize - 1st time ever,however I will have to recuse myself from posting a challenge on this occasion .
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Old 18th Jan 2024, 18:17
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The Borrowers last stand, AKA as the Gunfight Under the Floorboards...
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Old 18th Jan 2024, 21:39
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Old 18th Jan 2024, 23:54
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FLY-BY-WIFE,sorry I missed your PM,but am delighted to have won the prize - 1st time ever,however I will have to recuse myself from posting a challenge on this occasion .
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X82. Would you like to Judge this current picture?
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Old 19th Jan 2024, 00:06
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Old 19th Jan 2024, 09:14
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I am an expert marksman. I could zhut you from Frankfurt and achieve the desired result.
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Old 19th Jan 2024, 09:16
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X82. Would you like to Judge this current picture?
Well thanks Buster,Having studied carefully all the entries,I have come down in favour of Ascend Charlie's 'Don't move,or I will stab myself'.so,take it away Charlie.
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Old 19th Jan 2024, 21:10
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Thanks 82, but I don't have a pic ready - so it's open house again!
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Old 19th Jan 2024, 22:14
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Old 20th Jan 2024, 05:19
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Woman( 2nd from right); "OOooh,Phyllis,he`s still got your `fishnet-stockings` on his helmet...!!
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Old 20th Jan 2024, 05:56
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"Thank you, madame, but I am not really a pilot..."
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Old 20th Jan 2024, 07:00
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Old 20th Jan 2024, 07:01
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Congratulations madam, you are officially Miss Syphilis 1944!
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