Caption Competition Mk IV
Overcome with joy, piglet is delighted to receive flowers along with a breakfast invitation from Pooh, Tigger, Owl, Kanga, Roo, and Eeyore.
- Ed
- Ed
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I ave located zer source of zer burning scmell und zer crackling on zer radios.
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I suppose if flowers und chocolates are not available, flowers und zer pig are a close standby
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This ist zer last time I order home delivery from zer Tesco’s* I ordered flowers und chocolates for my vifes valundtine and zey replace zer chocolates viff undd alternative pig.dur to stock shortages…
*other stores available
*other stores available
Who farted? They both looked at the pig, with fixed smiles.
"Well Sergeant, I bought little miss piggy here from a crazy little Frenchman called Kermit... she really is quite a diva - Kermit the frog was so pleased to get rid of her"!
"Yes, the army camera crew are all in place. Now, you have the flowers ready, so all you have to do is kiss her, and she will turn into a beautiful princess for you!"
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Vell, I took your advice to get a piggy bank for my retirement, but it squeals something terribly vhen I push und coin into its slot.
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Ja Fritz, I sink zis vill be a goot picture for ze new thread on AH&N ... "Vot Tail?"
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I thought I heard some grunts down the back.
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She is a grumpy little Tcherman pig today, Helmut...
She is?
Ya, she is a sow-er Kraut...
She is?
Ya, she is a sow-er Kraut...
Last edited by treadigraph; 6th Jan 2024 at 11:42. Reason: Just noticed my phone "corrected" Helmut...
Special delivery for David "call me Dave" Cameron
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I met a beautiful woman in a cafe and treated her to the finest champagne. At just the right moment, I slipped her 1000 francs and asked her to cochon avec moi. Everything seemed to be going fine until we got to her apartment. She asked me to wait a minute, then handed me this and shut the door in my face!