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Old 3rd Jan 2024, 14:17
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It was the only survivor of the shipwreck, we are calling it Uncle Albert as it has little Trotters.
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Nein pigs in gloves sounds so wrong, how about pigs in blankets?
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It’z for zer greased pig Swinehunt.
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Pigs can be great pets, but they come with a certain bouquet.
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Old 3rd Jan 2024, 15:06
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Zer Tommies would love to know how ve make zer squealing sound when ve dive bomb mit zer Stukas. Take one piglet unt attach electrodes to zer porcine testicles, attach to zer windmill generator, start zer dive, flick zer switch unt Robert ist your mutti's brutti! Zen ven we return to vase ve half zer fried bacon balls for breakfast...
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The nachtjagd squadron took the Wildesau tactics too literally.
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Old 3rd Jan 2024, 16:28
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...and the difference between a pig and a fighter pilot is that the pig does not spend all night trying to get into bed with the fighter pilot.
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Above all, Fritz was a man of his word. Even so, seeing the four-legged addition to the passenger list, he regretted his rash promise to his mistress. Flowers were insanely expensive these days.
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"Oh smart, very smart. In fact he knows Latin ... well a dialect of Lain"
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I preferred the cat and duck autopilot as the pig farts can be a bit whiffy
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That’s the difference between the Luftwaffe and the Army , some marry them and they marinate them .
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Famous old German joke: "Now I just need to cross him with a dog and I can call him the offspring Englanders!!!. Gettit? Englander schweinhund. Ist gut ja? Ha ha ha"
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Flour, Hoskins, flour. Have you ever seen someone fry schnitzel with daises?
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He hoped that the animal would give some street cred, but he was never going to pass for a frontschwein.
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I now have to tell my student that he is Chopped.
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"Why do the English refer to Germany as "Sausage Side"?
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"The Commandant told me to go to Cafe Rene and organise a spit roast".
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Goering has been telling little porkies again.
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Hoskinz shows his appreciation after his favorite pilot's sightless pet locates the acorn nut he'd dropped in a control run.
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flowers & future speck... irresistible.
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