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It was the only survivor of the shipwreck, we are calling it Uncle Albert as it has little Trotters.
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Nein pigs in gloves sounds so wrong, how about pigs in blankets?
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It’z for zer greased pig Swinehunt.
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Zer Tommies would love to know how ve make zer squealing sound when ve dive bomb mit zer Stukas. Take one piglet unt attach electrodes to zer porcine testicles, attach to zer windmill generator, start zer dive, flick zer switch unt Robert ist your mutti's brutti! Zen ven we return to vase ve half zer fried bacon balls for breakfast...
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...and the difference between a pig and a fighter pilot is that the pig does not spend all night trying to get into bed with the fighter pilot.
Above all, Fritz was a man of his word. Even so, seeing the four-legged addition to the passenger list, he regretted his rash promise to his mistress. Flowers were insanely expensive these days.
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"Oh smart, very smart. In fact he knows Latin ... well a dialect of Lain"
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Famous old German joke: "Now I just need to cross him with a dog and I can call him the offspring Englanders!!!. Gettit? Englander schweinhund. Ist gut ja? Ha ha ha"
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flowers & future speck... irresistible.