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Old 28th Dec 2023, 12:39
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Get on with the job and look happy about it. We don't get to charge batteries every day.
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Old 28th Dec 2023, 12:40
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The chain on the left means I don't have to pedal as fast as you do, and the one on the right equalizes torque.
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Old 28th Dec 2023, 14:05
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Deploy the Arrestor Wire.
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Old 28th Dec 2023, 14:46
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Watch what happens when we get it to 88 m.p.h.!

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Old 28th Dec 2023, 14:56
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Thanks Nutty!

For your delectation and delight:
Bumping the picture (that's a statement, not a caption)
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”London calling, London calling”. This is the NationalGrid, we are expecting 2 Gigawatts in 10 seconds are you ready?

No No
Monsieur, we have 2 cycles of power for you.
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Old 28th Dec 2023, 16:07
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Are you sure this is Liverpool?
Yes, some b*ggr has nicked the wheels and now they are stealing our lekky.
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Old 28th Dec 2023, 17:37
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After Hans "accidentally" connected the batteries in series, the hardest part was making it look like your feet were pushing the pedals.
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Old 28th Dec 2023, 18:29
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I thought KP was Kitchen Patrol not Kilowatt Producer !
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Old 28th Dec 2023, 18:30
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How long to be have to ride this thing ?

The Sargent said until we have generated one Kilowatt.

How much power have we generated so far ?

About 50 Watts

That’s a lot right ?
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Old 28th Dec 2023, 20:00
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It's actually not an electricity generator but an air raid warning siren ... and one with problems that soon became self-evident
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Old 28th Dec 2023, 20:27
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The German team win the "It's a Knockout" slow bicycle race, but are disqualified when their claim that the wheels sank into the mud turn out to be false.
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"Oi! Gruber! Put the seat back on!!!"
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Come on Hoskins, lets plough the field!
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Old 29th Dec 2023, 10:37
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Now for this week's hugely popular 'Spot the Dummy' competition.
Which one of these is the dummy?

The front one, the back one, or the one who checked the photo?
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Old 29th Dec 2023, 10:43
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Why do you always get to sit in front? The view from the rear seat never changes.
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Old 29th Dec 2023, 10:48
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Fearing retaliatory attacks on power infrastructure, the Russians set up a decoy target.
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Old 29th Dec 2023, 15:58
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What are you doing way out here? The field you were in yesterday had grass and shade.

Sparky said it was defective.
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Old 29th Dec 2023, 16:17
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Ja, Ja, the Eindekker's Oberursel engines required the two Pals (w)'ho sits electric ground starter....
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Jankers was always fun as you get to charge the next miscreant with electricity.



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