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Old 21st Dec 2023, 00:23
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Lt Jones's flying ability was only surpassed by his lack of judgement ...
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Old 21st Dec 2023, 00:24
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Crap....Literally !
I was having a dump when the best fly by ever happened !
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Old 21st Dec 2023, 02:46
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Cranking banking shaking and baking all at the same time is the purest form of multitasking . Hell yeah
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Old 21st Dec 2023, 04:01
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That Carrier can’t be valued at 5 billion dollars, it’s far to small, what is it’s name?

It’s the Donald J Trump skip.
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When I said I fancied a quick spin around the deck before lunch, this wasn’t what I had in mind.
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Old 21st Dec 2023, 04:25
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No it's not the Nimitz, Mav, it says Адмирал Кузнетсов on the stern... think we are lost...
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Old 21st Dec 2023, 07:13
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Surely it must be "Too close for missiles......switching to guns!"
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Old 21st Dec 2023, 07:48
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"Ball, 1.2, hey paddles, do you the number for Truckmaster?"
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Old 21st Dec 2023, 07:52
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A tom turkey, Goose and the boys playing chicken with 95,000 tons of iron, it's a.... Turducken!
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Mav, you know when Skip threaten you to sweep the deck I not to sure this what he meant !
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Old 21st Dec 2023, 08:04
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Wouldn't it be easier if we just landed so they could replace the faulty bulb in the starboard nav light?
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Old 21st Dec 2023, 08:54
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Tell that schmuck to repeat the fly past. Next time starboard wing down, then we can actually check his gear is down,
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Old 21st Dec 2023, 08:56
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Hey Mav, watch your height, the port wing tip is definitely below the very hard deck.
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Old 21st Dec 2023, 08:57
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Its a new Navy, we even have an admiral's daughter on the flight deck.
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Old 21st Dec 2023, 09:26
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Actually Snort is flying straight and level, the USS America is dealing with an extreme sea state...
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Old 21st Dec 2023, 10:05
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At cruise speed, the new "decklets" added three weeks between refuelings.
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Old 21st Dec 2023, 10:06
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When the Boss said he wanted a Gate Guard, I think he was hoping more for something on a pole.
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One more pass Mav and we should have the last wall of that shed down.
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Oh God, how embarrasing. Stalled at the lights.
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