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Old 20th Dec 2023, 20:21
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Honored to have had my caption selected, Nutloose! Let us finish off the depressing shopping season with this:


My fondest wishes to all PPRuNers for Happy and Healthy Holidays!

- Ed
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Old 20th Dec 2023, 20:32
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He's going to cut the ship's Christmas cake like that? Sheeyut, does he know that it was my wife who iced it?
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Old 20th Dec 2023, 20:40
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A new meaning to "off the angle"
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Old 20th Dec 2023, 20:45
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"Goose, did he spill his coffee?"
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If he’s not careful, he’s going to splice the mainbrace..
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If you thought tailhook parties were fun , y’all need to get to the wing hook social gatherings
They got Oysters , Gumbo and Jambalaya
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Bollox, it looks like we’re going to have Goose for Christmas and I was looking forward to Turkey.
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That bluddy Santa ‘as let me down again, I put in my letter to ‘lm I wanted some pussy fer Christmas and ‘e’s sent me a ruddy Tomcat.
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Hey look he has one of those I’m with stupid signs, except he has got the arrow pointing at himself.
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Old 20th Dec 2023, 21:51
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And he just missed the Tardis...
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"I think we may have missed the wire..."
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"Jeez, what do we have to do to scare this deck crew? Land?"
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Old 20th Dec 2023, 23:23
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Consternation as the installers realise they have left the crew in the gate guardian they've just erected.
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Old 20th Dec 2023, 23:26
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Space saver "edge-on" parking trials on the Ronald Reagan required longer crew ladders than was first thought
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Old 20th Dec 2023, 23:41
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Major Thomas E Schultz wins the song title charade competition with "coming in on a wing and a prayer"
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Old 20th Dec 2023, 23:43
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The first - and last - time that an F14 Tomcat pilot tries to pick up a hankie from the deck of a carrier
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"is the ship rolling or are we?"
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"Yes, very nice", the Captain says, "but could you do that again with just a little more smoke over the starboard wing? It's for his Christmas card, he says."

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Old 21st Dec 2023, 00:21
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Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should.....
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So dad what did you do in the Gulf War.....
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