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Old 8th Dec 2023, 18:08
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Oi ! Just because you are in uniform doesn’t mean you can skip the queue to the A & E
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Old 8th Dec 2023, 18:10
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Many thanks.....lets try this one...

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Old 8th Dec 2023, 18:16
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This way Sarge. I've got my car over there, we can avoid and watch the parade from there.

(Used to happen on Wednesday parades at St Athans circa 1980).
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Old 8th Dec 2023, 18:27
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"There must be some way out if here", said the Squadron Leader to the Wing Commander.

Came the reply "sorry old boy, doesn’t scan'"
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Do you think Escape and Evasion training has been a bit too watered down ?
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Old 8th Dec 2023, 19:22
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Basil this will be good story to impress the birds at the bar.

WTF ?

No really we will say we we had to get out of a tight spot using only our wits and raw courage !
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Old 8th Dec 2023, 19:58
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Could you hold up a minute, Sir? I’ll put the wet paint sign back up, then come around and meet you.
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Old 8th Dec 2023, 20:11
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Quick, let's nip up the Seven Stars before anyone notices..
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Old 8th Dec 2023, 23:27
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No Sir, that’s not quite what getting one’s leg over means.
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"It's those Jack Russells. I think I've managed to scrape most of it off."
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This is top c(Brass)lass legging it!
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Old 9th Dec 2023, 06:58
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...and this is how Douglas Bader would have done it.
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Brian makes a quick getaway after some ill-judged comments about Scampton.
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Old 9th Dec 2023, 10:48
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Tories. (Or longer words to that effect.)
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Old 9th Dec 2023, 10:50
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“I got all these medals by pushing the boundaries and this one isn’t going to beat me!”
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Old 10th Dec 2023, 10:10
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While the guards are distracted, Sqn Ldr Ponsenby-Smythe begins to distribute the dirt dug out of "Harry".
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Old 10th Dec 2023, 16:43
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Avoiding the 3rd rail of RAF politics
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Old 10th Dec 2023, 17:45
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See how easy is is to disprove Rousseau.

Yep, just step outside the chains.
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"You see, Sergeant, officers go over, NCOs go under - your turn now."

Practicing unusual attitudes on a Link trainer.

The RAF quidditch team demonstrates the correct way to mount a broomstick.
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Sergeant,let me demonstrate the chain of command.
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