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Old 5th Dec 2023, 10:21
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Hey mate, you wouldn't happen to know where the nearest Auto Glass workshop is?
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Hanging the arm out for the photo shoot was cavalier enough, but dropping the mask to show a smile was frowned on by the UFSO.
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Who knew command eject has a back seat only mode?
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Hoskins knew without asking, the outcome of his check ride.
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Hartley knew he was in a bit of a jam.
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...and thats the last time you look at my wife in the mess....
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RAF deny shortages becoming an issue at the end of the Tornado service...
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Female pilot takes up the squadron dare to go topless
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....And then I started my third year on the team ....Nav? ...Nav?....
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(Addendum to previous caption subject) So you're telling me that a couple of minutes ago you were in the back seat of that?
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You wouldn't think it, but it's so much quieter now without the Nav.
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Ok put me down on the list with £500 for his car
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Hoskins! You asked if you could sit in the front, so use your loaf now and deal with it!
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In the remake of Goldfinger, 007 get's prematurely ejected by Pussy Galore.
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Well THAT's a novel way to send your student solo!
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"OK, fair enough, that last one was a bit rich, I don't blame you for getting out"!
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