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Old 26th Nov 2023, 10:47
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So, Camilla gets both barrels ?
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What is the matter Your Majesty ?

I am simply not going to autograph your copy of “Spare”.
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At last, a pen that bally works.
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So, now they are filled with explosive they are to be transferred to the cellars of Gordonstoun, and on the second day of the school holiday revenge will be mine.
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Are you sure this is where I open Parliament from Mr Fawkes?
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If you think this is impressive wait till you see the wine cellar!
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Old 27th Nov 2023, 06:47
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The King invites senior government ministers to organise a P'ss up in local brewery...

....what could possibly go wrong!
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Old 27th Nov 2023, 11:06
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You've heard of "the Royal We"? Well, this is where we store it.

"And if one big barrel should accidentally fall, there'd be 1,278 big barrels... do we really have time to finish this song?"
said Charles.
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Old 27th Nov 2023, 11:44
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I'll judge later tonight...

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Some of these barrels are older than me, and that's saying something.
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Of course i feel at home surrounded by all these woodentops
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Well it's hard to see so many slain, I talk to the tree's you know...
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Old 27th Nov 2023, 18:19
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...and the winner, with a caption along similar lines to the one I'd use, is:

Originally Posted by Chu Chu
Confounding critics once again, Charles organizes a pixx-up is a distillery.

Congratulations, and take it away.

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Old 27th Nov 2023, 23:36
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Thank you very much Wensleydale!

Let's give this one a whirl:

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Old 28th Nov 2023, 00:13
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"I told you that setting up HQ at the end of the runway was a stupid idea."
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Old 28th Nov 2023, 01:14
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Got any more beans Mr Taggert?
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Old 28th Nov 2023, 01:24
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Training for the Crimean War.
October 1853, Edinburgh
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Ah, I remember our camping holidays at Westward Ho! with such fondness...
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Why Parliament House is no longer guarded.
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Man on the left: Sir I’ve just had Moscow on the blower, they want to know why we’ve not got Crimea under control yet!
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