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Old 25th Nov 2023, 11:38
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Oh dear, one thought one had an appointment to choose one’s casket.
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Old 25th Nov 2023, 11:41
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So you can put Harry in one and Megan in the other then top them orf with concrete.
In the meantime one will sponsor the restoration of the old Boddington, then one will catapult them orf the back into the North Sea, it will just be like old times on one’s minesweeper.
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Old 25th Nov 2023, 12:30
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Charles' new carbon capture scheme was small beer.
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Old 25th Nov 2023, 13:27
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Confounding critics once again, Charles organizes a pixx-up is a distillery.
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Old 25th Nov 2023, 18:04
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Originally Posted by Wensleydale

Charles with a blank cheque in a distillery. What could possibly go wrong?

King Charles showing off the crown jewels on his Scottish coronation tour...

After a few drams, Charles starts singing along to One Margarita: "Give me one margarita, I'ma open my legs, etc."
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No I'm not pissed, Cameron...seriously?
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Old 25th Nov 2023, 20:06
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"Scottish Independence?!! HA, HA, HA - we ARE amused!!"

"And one gets to taste EVERY cask?"

"OK, I'll light the next one!!"
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Whiskey, Whiskey everywhere and not a drop for me to drink !
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What ? Oh just writing my life story I am on page 5 and I just met Camilla !
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Why yes, I'd much prefer a glass. These blessed splinters are killing me!
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Tutor was fiendishly chuffed to discover that his idea of using whisky barrels was the final breakthrough in teaching his elderly student simple addition and subtraction.
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That was a firkin joke…right?
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And your other assets are?
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The menu said hogshead for lunch which pleased him enormously.
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