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Old 23rd Nov 2023, 21:58
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It's not often that a cat is embarrassed by his companion...
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"The CO knew that Korporal von Klinger was as cunning as a scheißhaus rat, so he found a scheißhaus cat to get on top of the problem."

"The Cat in the Hat - the War Years"
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Ja zer cat isn’t smiling, it is sitting ond der Pickelhaubespike
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I am having und identity crisis.
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Underpants on the head and pencils up the nose as an expression of lunacy? That's so last year...
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Finally, as the meat rashions ran out .....

...Hanz was ordered to despatch the company cat ....but failed to find him anywhere!
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The cat on a tin hat — unlikely inspiration for both Tennessee Willams and Dr. Seuss.
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By creating a distraction, Klaus might have got away with hiding the stolen chicken under his helmet but for Inspector Tiddles of the Yard's infallible instincts...
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Kitty knew what the nickname "Dunny Hans" was all about and was not about to be touched.
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But my dear, it's soooo in season.
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It's that I never made it to the outhouse, but luckily the tops of my boots were wide enough to cope with the flow look
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I skipped a few steps in my transgender reasignment regime and went ahead and got myself a pussy.
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Ve have been fighting Klingons all vinter, ze freeze before ze drop.
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It was only at dinner time that they realised he had died and was frozen stiff. The Memorial Photo was sent to his familiy.
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