Caption Competition Mk IV
According to the manufacturers technical manual this £15,000 "Molecular Structure Adjuster" is the only tool suitable for track maintenance.
With a hammer that big it’s definitely a Ford!
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The crew asked Hoskins to knock them up if and when the General finally arrived for inspection of manoeuvres.
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For he's a welly good fellow
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Don't worry, he was posted in off Strykers.
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Are you going to tell him that's reactive armour?
Naaa....
Naaa....
SSgt (late Drummer) Hoskins has never got over the disbandment of the Band of the Royal Armoured Corps.
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He's a Marvel, his callsign is Thor
Carl...with an visual image of the Recruiter who convinced him to "Go Armor!".
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Plenty of good ones here, keep them coming. Judging 24 hours hence.
When you have a hammer every problem is a track pin...