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Ok, moving on to the woodwind section.
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We’ve been ordered to disable them to prevent them falling into the Talibans hands, but I think it will be more advantageous if we leave the bloody things as they are, that will screw them up no end.
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No wonder the British Army are in the poo, News of the World’s secret reporter photographs the MOD blind procurement staff going about their business..
It can detect the slightest sound, like when the male returns at 3 am after ' just popping out for a pint of milk dear,' at 10pm
No Hoskins we already have one of these, called a wife...
No Hoskins we already have one of these, called a wife...
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“Isn’t this a bit OTT for mosquito repellent dispensing?”
Avoid imitations
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"RIGHT, they've really asked for it - fetch me the Des O'Connor Greatest Hits LP!"
Oy! Mein skebeilgabatoums have been schprekenzied on this doingleheimer kerchechtkba!
- Ed
- Ed
Against all probability the improbability drive prototype disappeared on its first start up and was never seen again .
I do think Hiro had more of a commanding presence while wearing his Honourable British Uniform .
I do think Hiro had more of a commanding presence while wearing his Honourable British Uniform .
...And these trumpets suck the C02 out of the atmosphere, compress it to provide the pneumatic force to fire the adjacent artillery. A green solution which reduces the pollutants the guns used to push into the air and provides us with free propellants rather than buying powder.
What it this?
It's the latest in a Enema sir, none of this messing about with water, pipes and KY Jelly. Just scares the sh!t out of them. They dont even need to leave home for treatment
It's the latest in a Enema sir, none of this messing about with water, pipes and KY Jelly. Just scares the sh!t out of them. They dont even need to leave home for treatment
With these we can clearly hear over the Border what the Chinese are Whispering About
However interpretaing " The Cow Jumped Over The Quick Brown Fox " Is proving difficult to crack.
However interpretaing " The Cow Jumped Over The Quick Brown Fox " Is proving difficult to crack.
The Chinese Hypersonic wind tunnel shows promise
or
With this providing additional air over the deck of our new Carrier we don't have to mess about with getting up to ' Flying Speed '
Very good but where does the highly compressed gas come from?
Better you don't know that Hoskins-San but all I can say is you are on a strict diet of Rice and Beans,
( Think I'm a Celeb or Blazing Saddles)
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With this providing additional air over the deck of our new Carrier we don't have to mess about with getting up to ' Flying Speed '
Very good but where does the highly compressed gas come from?
Better you don't know that Hoskins-San but all I can say is you are on a strict diet of Rice and Beans,
( Think I'm a Celeb or Blazing Saddles)