Caption Competition Mk III
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Although wearing sunglasses FairPlay meant adding a white dot so the enemy could shoot when they saw the whites of his eyes.
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Operation SAS, Sausages across the Sea head covertly for the Irish coast.
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No bloody Politician is going to tell me where I can go on holiday … OK?
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# “Is this the way to San Jose?”
”Left a bit after the Scilles, mate, and then start walking when you make landfall.”
”Left a bit after the Scilles, mate, and then start walking when you make landfall.”
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Guys, I know the bloody app said I should self isolate for seven days, but can I come back onboard?..
Going by my diving watch, judging on Sunday afternoon/evening. If I'd worn my pilots watch and fell overboard, it would be straight to the bottom for me.
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I’d jump overboard like you see those navy seals do, but who the firk wants a salt water enema.
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British Army Police on patrol for criminals in the Black Sea report back that there’s no Crime Ere.
Dan hurries to (*) deliver the Caption Competition Trophy to the latest winner..
* insert your name here.
Kiltrash is heard complaining it won't be him as he lives 75 miles from the sea....Well climate change should cure that..
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Kiltrash is heard complaining it won't be him as he lives 75 miles from the sea....Well climate change should cure that..
Water! It floats my boat!
Bravely leading from the front, Captain Baldrick , ordered a hard turn to Port to confront overwhelming odds, just as Corporal Blackadder turned hard to Starboard...Later it was discovered the Corporal did not know his left from his right...
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Thanks to the latest hi-tech comms gear, Cpl Bootie was able to watch the Euro Final through his goggles.
Right the Ever Given has just sailed by and they said they'd drop the CST off for me, so the runner up is Wensleydale with, "There is a suspicion that the new Dambusters film used Sharky as the historical advisor."
and the winner is Ascend Charlie with, "With a good haul from that UK landing ship, the Somali pirates head back to base."
Over to you.
and the winner is Ascend Charlie with, "With a good haul from that UK landing ship, the Somali pirates head back to base."
Over to you.
