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Dr. Seuss' first draft was rejected...
Could you do it if I kneel d?
Would you do it in a field?
Could you manage a quick shag?
Would you do it in a bag?
Could you do it if I kneel d?
Would you do it in a field?
Could you manage a quick shag?
Would you do it in a bag?
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Seeing the dreamy, adoring look in her eye, Cyril didn't have the heart to tell her that he was just the Navigator.
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Nutty was disappointed - he was preparing to show Section Officer Harvey the "one-eared elephant" joke, and had turned his pocket inside out, but realised he wouldn't be able to unzip his fly.
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"It says here - pull finger to inflate".
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"There you go - you're all set to go to Sainsbury's!"
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