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Gas gas gas...
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“Sorry my dear about the “cheese” why do think the chaps call me Wensleydale”
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I say..... I do like it when you talk dirty Mavis, say it again “the target for tonight is”
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Ok, there you are Mr Salmond, all ready to rejoin into politics.
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Yes, I know the survival kit contains condoms for carrying emergency water, but are you sure you should be wearing them?
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Yes I’ll marry you, but are you sure this will get around the Coronavirus ban.
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And if you pull the chute handle as you run past the bog roll display, you should catch enough to service the whole station.
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Done, you look every part the fighter pilot, ok.. let’s walk you across and strap you into your Jaguar and dispel that myth..
Hold my beer. Watch this!
- Ed
- Ed
It's no good.....I can't get this side to reach the buckle....um.....do you dress to the left by chance sir?
Photographic proof that Nav's cannot even dress themselves without help!
Him: "Will you help me look for my wooden eye?"
Her: "Oh, wooden eye!"
Him: "Wouldn't it?"
Her: "Don't be rude, I've had a mastectomy. Wouldn't what?"
Him: "Oh, I'm sure you haven't got one of THOSE!"
Her: "Oh, wooden eye!"
Him: "Wouldn't it?"
Her: "Don't be rude, I've had a mastectomy. Wouldn't what?"
Him: "Oh, I'm sure you haven't got one of THOSE!"