Caption Competition Mk II
So if you hold the Base in your right hand and your left hand goes half way up that is how the Vancouver Whitecaps Cheerleaders hold the teams flag. Think you have got it now?
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Gentlemen it has been a pleasure, but alas the time has come to announce last orders...... Scoring on the Morrow..
….and just over there is Mons Meg, that well known black destroyer of the English ( Royalty) . See you do have something in common with Scotland...
Edit. Gramer error....
Edit. Gramer error....
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….and if you look way over there on the horizon, the bit between the Earth and the Sky, just to the left of that tree I think that is Nutloose hurrying over with the results. Don't know why he does not walk, it would be quicker than flying his Jaguar......
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Nutty must be having a day off; he's normally the first to complain about "too tardy" judging...... is he in self isolation?
Now Megs, before you show us yous athletic skills by kicking your leg this high, please check you do have on some knickers. Remember when you performed that trick at Uncle Andy birthday party. Still trying to get the smile of Grandads face.
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Sorry guys, I was struck down by the vin virus...hic.... but I seem to have recovered and the stomach lining etc has been thoroughly decontaminated with the alcohol flush.
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Ok..... Scores on the Doors are
The Winner of the cleaned and decontaminated CST Trophy is
Surplus Surplus
Captain Hewitt? Officer's Mess, second floor, room 228.
Runners up in order of chuckles
Kiltrash Kiltrash
McDonalds. ? Yes just over there. But don't you think you are a bit overdressed for the interview?
racedo Racedo
Yes the moral high road is over there, careful you don't fall on your ass on it.
Buster Buster
Yes Sir. Tickets for the Buckingham Palace tour can be purchased in the gift shop.
racedo Racedo
We will never forget your, you will always be in our memories........................ sorry what is your name again ?
well done everyone
The Winner of the cleaned and decontaminated CST Trophy is
Surplus Surplus
Captain Hewitt? Officer's Mess, second floor, room 228.
Runners up in order of chuckles
Kiltrash Kiltrash
McDonalds. ? Yes just over there. But don't you think you are a bit overdressed for the interview?
racedo Racedo
Yes the moral high road is over there, careful you don't fall on your ass on it.
Buster Buster
Yes Sir. Tickets for the Buckingham Palace tour can be purchased in the gift shop.
racedo Racedo
We will never forget your, you will always be in our memories........................ sorry what is your name again ?
well done everyone
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I thought perhaps Nutloose had been on a 'Day Trip to Minsk' and been caught up in the Vodka Bar....
However Congrats Surplus, Hewitt was one angle I had not thought of....
fact that Harry was Born in 1984 by all accounts Hewitt and Di was 1986 - 1991 put me off the scent However never let the facts get in the way of a story
However Congrats Surplus, Hewitt was one angle I had not thought of....
fact that Harry was Born in 1984 by all accounts Hewitt and Di was 1986 - 1991 put me off the scent However never let the facts get in the way of a story
A worthy winner, when I saw that caption I knew it had to be a winner. Short, sharp and to the point.
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THIS IS NOT A COMPETITION IMAGE THIS IS NOT A COMPETITION IMAGE THIS IS NOT A COMPETITION IMAGE THIS IS NOT A COMPETITION IMAGE
I have PM'd him, so while we wait this was the image I nearly used, strange feather in his hat, almost phallic..it looks like a white willy with a pair of black balls on it, with a cherry to top it off... maybe I need to get out more..
https://images01.military.com/sites/...?itok=rXRbZR5J
THIS IS NOT A COMPETITION IMAGE THIS IS NOT A COMPETITION IMAGE THIS IS NOT A COMPETITION IMAGE THIS IS NOT A COMPETITION IMAGE
I have PM'd him, so while we wait this was the image I nearly used, strange feather in his hat, almost phallic..it looks like a white willy with a pair of black balls on it, with a cherry to top it off... maybe I need to get out more..
https://images01.military.com/sites/...?itok=rXRbZR5J
THIS IS NOT A COMPETITION IMAGE THIS IS NOT A COMPETITION IMAGE THIS IS NOT A COMPETITION IMAGE THIS IS NOT A COMPETITION IMAGE
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THIS IS NOT A COMPETITION ENTRY THIS IS NOT A COMPETITION ENTRY THIS IS NOT A COMPETITION ENTRY THIS IS NOT A COMPETITION ENTRY
"Watch out everyone, Kamikaze Albatross inbound!!....Oops too late.....Eurgh!
THIS IS NOT A COMPETITION ENTRY THIS IS NOT A COMPETITION ENTRY THIS IS NOT A COMPETITION ENTRY THIS IS NOT A COMPETITION ENTRY
"Watch out everyone, Kamikaze Albatross inbound!!....Oops too late.....Eurgh!
THIS IS NOT A COMPETITION ENTRY THIS IS NOT A COMPETITION ENTRY THIS IS NOT A COMPETITION ENTRY THIS IS NOT A COMPETITION ENTRY
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when can we have the next caption ?
this is not a competition entry this is not a competition entry this is not a competition entry this is not a competition entry
when can we have the next caption ?
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Harry thinks …. That's lovely long black hair you have,
Meghan thinks ....hmm if only Harry was hung like a horse
this is not a competition entry this is not a competition entry this is not a competition entry this is not a competition entry
Harry thinks …. That's lovely long black hair you have,
Meghan thinks ....hmm if only Harry was hung like a horse
this is not a competition entry this is not a competition entry this is not a competition entry this is not a competition entry
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The wife can do voice overs for your nag.......
the wife was wondering, what do you wash it’s hair in to get that nice shine?
Racedo, I pm’d him so give him time.
the wife was wondering, what do you wash it’s hair in to get that nice shine?
Racedo, I pm’d him so give him time.