Caption Competition Mk II

[622]

Pilot to Examiner "Excuse me Sir, why have you got a shotgun?"
Examiner "Well, I'm not really supposed to say.....but your gonna' get an engine failure to deal with!"

[Penny Washers]

All those people on the ground shouting "Duck!" as we make a low pass.

Don't any of them go to SpecSavers?

[racedo]

Flight Attendant to Pilot.............. Though you were ex Military, like RAF !!!
No Mam, it was Household Cavalry.

[SASless]

Ladies swooned upon seeing the arresting gear on the Naval version!

[Ascend Charlie]

Ladies swooned upon seeing the arresting gear on the Naval version!

Sassy, was this model prone to a "hung" start?

[NutLoose]

"And for snacks we have Wagon Wheels, who would like to try one, we have limited stocks aboard."

[Kiltrash]

Air to Air refuelling, quick pass the bale of hay and the big long pole.
or
While on approach to Heathrow, they had to lighten the weight for landing by venting excess (used) fuel "Gardy Loo"

[racedo]

Pneumatic Peroxide Blonde "I'm going to Hollywood, I am going to be famous, I am going to be on the Stage"
Flight Attendant "Well, Mam, one out of three is a good ratio"

[Kiltrash]

....and if I pull back on the reins we can demonstrate the 'loop de loop'

[Kiltrash]

'Stable approach cleared to land'
sorry Treadigraph just noticed yours ...
so
ATC ... on glideslope 20 feet left of centre line descending through 1000 feet
Pilot....I wish they would hurry up and invent radio

[Kiltrash]

I can see Mrs Hoskins skinny dipping again. No wonder this is a popular route and everyone books the window seat

[andytug]

Not a caption - judging some time after 2230 UK time

[racedo]

Pilot Hoskins went from nag all night at home to nag all day at work with Horse Air.

[Kiltrash]

Now if only they would invent the corridor coach we would not have to stop so often on the coaching route from London to Edinburgh.
"Is inventing the Flying Horse not good enough for you?"

[Kiltrash]

The driver of the stagecoach was only too glad the riding position was moved inside

[Dan Gerous]

Flybe routes taken over by Flynag

[andytug]

Lots of good horse puns but the judges have gone for this one from Kiltrash:

Hoskins on holiday found a old battered lamp on the beach and tried to polish it up and whoosh a genie appeared.
Oh Master I will give you 3 wishes for setting me free
1 I want to be a SkyGod
2 I want a pair of wings on my shoulder
3 I want to be hung like a donkey

The genie then did all 3 at once

The CST is on its way (by flying horse.....)

Honorable mention to Wensleydale for the Pegasus mention also

[Kiltrash]

Many thanks Andy, Please disinfect the trophy completely. Please may I offer for your consideration....

Coming to a airport near you...

[Wensleydale]

Badger.........

[Wensleydale]

I can fit you in - there have been a few late notice no shows for some reason.