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“Yes, Sir, we do recycle the projectiles, although they do need a bit of buffing.”
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Capt. Mainwaring: "Now, men, I'm going to show you a top-secret weapon that's going to stop Hitler dead in his tracks. I want you to study every detail, memorise the user's handbook and the maintenance manual; ask the crew whatever you like, and then absolutely forget everything you have seen and heard. Any questions?"
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The original name for the device was “Big Willy”, and the first user proved how apt it was.
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The device was disappointed, as ‘foreplay’ had been omitted from the user manuals.
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When the fighter pilots saw this unusual object on the ground, and relayed the message to higher command by drawing it in the sky, they got into trouble.
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Just had a downlink from the circling AWACs, the enemy will be at 9027 meters on a bearing of 273 degrees at 14:19 and 27 seconds Thursday Next, if they don't alter course, we are stood down till then.
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“I’m sure it has an official designation, but we just call it Dick.”
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