Caption Competition Mk II

[Buster Hyman]

How would I know why? He just said, get to the chopper.

[cattletruck]

Hoskins had forgotten where he put the keys to the Blackhawk.

[Dan Gerous]

All together now, "Flintstones, meet the Flintstones, they're the modern stone-age family....."

[Dan Gerous]

A little trick I learnt from flying on civvie airlines, get the seat at the emergency exit, there's more leg room.

[Kiltrash]

Men on the other side...
" Hey Frank, see the colour of that top in row 19 seat 75. ? Think that would look good on the kitchen walls? "

[Kiltrash]

Sorry but someone had to say it. ..

"In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... the A-Team."

[Kiltrash]

" I ain't gettin on no plane "

[622]

Meanwhile, at Seaworld the performing SEALS begin their routine!

[NutLoose]

Just don't mention how small it is, he has a complex over it.

[NutLoose]

See, I told you there was a job out there for a pair of three legged siamese twins.

[NutLoose]

And be careful when you engage the enemy, last time I shot my right leg off.

[NutLoose]

So those marines went back in hanging on the outside of an Apache, who in their right mind would do that?

[c52]

The Indian Army treats helicopters the same way that Indian commuters treat trains.

[c52]

My mum always mollycoddled me. She said I had to get a job in a well-ventilated location - do you think I should send her this picture?

[c52]

For those who forgot to go to the toilet before flying, we have facilities on the right-hand side for two men at once, and on the left-hand side for two men at once.

[Kiltrash]

What's that beeping noise.?
That's not crude or offensive so why have you self cencored by bleeping out the noise?
No its going beep beep beep
Ah we're reversing?

[Kiltrash]

Tthhheeerrrsss aaaa llloootttt ooofff vviibbrrraattiioonnn.

Could be worse could be in a Chinook

[Kiltrash]

Man on right.
Oh go on you said I could have the multi weapon this time

[Kiltrash]

Ah Sybian, there's a lot of vibrations. Ah that gives me an idea for my wife, said Mr Summers

[NutLoose]

Ok. shoot any barstards you see not self isolating.....

Does that mean us too?