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Ohh Donald, before I forget, unlike your secret service detail, I don't intend to be by your side for the rest of your life.
Mel....Ah 2 lovely weeks with nothing to do but lie in the sun, working on my memoirs and tan
Don....Well i was hoping you had brought the Flying Helmet and Celery. ..
Mel... Sorry the Celery appears to have gone all soft and limp
Don....Well i was hoping you had brought the Flying Helmet and Celery. ..
Mel... Sorry the Celery appears to have gone all soft and limp
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Not only did I leave him a nice note, I left him that 5 gallon drum of instant tan, it should keep him going in the first week.
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I also removed the inside door handles from the toilets in both the west wing and the residence.
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Yes Dear, I left him a letter, a french one, though I doubt he'll be able to use it..
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D: "Oh, look at the crowd of admirers!"
M: "Dahlink, day look like Lawyers and Bankers to me."
M: "Dahlink, day look like Lawyers and Bankers to me."
Now I am no longer President of the USA I can rejoin PPRuNe and take the micky out of World Leaders in the Cap Comp. ( they have had ENOUGH fun of that with me!).
Now what Username to have...ah yes
" I Did It My Way...."
Now what Username to have...ah yes
" I Did It My Way...."
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I can’t wait to get my thong and heals on and get down the pool, what about you Melania?
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Pardon me.
No, I can’t Melania, I’m no longer the President. Besides you don’t have Two Million dollars.
Ugh...idiot, I just let fluffy off the chain!
No, I can’t Melania, I’m no longer the President. Besides you don’t have Two Million dollars.
Ugh...idiot, I just let fluffy off the chain!
Melania, I have good news and bad news. On the way down I had a chance to check the company books for the last four years, and it's worse than bad. We have been forced into receivership all down to Covid affecting the business.
However the good news is that yet again we won't be paying any taxes this year and this time it's for real. ..
However the good news is that yet again we won't be paying any taxes this year and this time it's for real. ..
As we are going to be living in Miami, think i will see if Beckham would like a Honorary Chairman for his Football Franchise. You could be the main Cheerleader.
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Some great captions - Nice to see that good old English toilet humour (with a u) is alive and well and living on PPRuNe.
Special award to Nutloose for cleverly infiltrating a link to the previous picture with :-
And to Kiltrash for a splendidly self-referential :-
But my favourite (with a u) is
so Up Periscope and you have the Con...
Thanks for letting me play
Grummaniser
Special award to Nutloose for cleverly infiltrating a link to the previous picture with :-
"Poor old Rudy, I wonder if he is still on the roof awaiting that helicopter I promised him?"
And to Kiltrash for a splendidly self-referential :-
"Now I am no longer President of the USA I can rejoin PPRuNe and take the micky out of World Leaders in the
Cap Comp. they have had ENOUGH fun of that with me.
Cap Comp. they have had ENOUGH fun of that with me.
Now what Username to have...ah yes
'I Did It My Way....'"
'I Did It My Way....'"
But my favourite (with a u) is
Thanks for letting me play
Grummaniser
Someone needs to tell all those contortionists there's a pandemic on. And maybe buy them a good dinner, or ten, and some more colorful clothes.
Oh, wait, that must be a caption, not the next photo.
Oh, wait, that must be a caption, not the next photo.