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Yes Mr President, we have organised your 21 gun salute as you depart, but the Viet Cong haven’t been able to guarantee us a hit.
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Smoking or none smoking?
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Thank you for staying at Mar a Lago, don’t rush, we have just been informed Trump is wheels up so we still have time to get you away.
Having expended his last ounce of energy ascending the staircase and finally reaching first place in the queue, the guy in the wheelchair is poked in the eye by white-shirt man, falls backward, precipitating an avalanche of humanity.
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"No soup or helicopter rides for you!", cried the Soup Guy/Marshaller from the 1990's sitcom Seinfeld.
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Let me give you a hand with your bags Mr Trump, then we will see about releasing Mr Giuliani's grip of your testicles.
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