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Old 14th Jan 2021, 09:30
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I'm looking for the painting of the Fallen Madonna Mit Zer Big Boobies by van Clomp... have you seen it b y any chance?
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Im sorry to ask for your help, but one of our trains is missing, can you help us find it?
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I'm sorry but Invading Poland is not " Staying Local "
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When I was young, I only wanted to be a painter and decorator, but look what a chance meeting with Mr Chamberlin did for me.
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Well, I must admit Mr Chaplin.....you are not as funny in real life as your movies!
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I cant find my missing sock...any ideas?
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The officer with the fancy hat is the official fart-catcher - he demonstrates that the sun really does shine out of Hitler's a***.
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Skinning zer cat it’s nothing, you vant to see my new lampshades.
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If I knew ve ver having a silly hats competition, I vould have brought along Goering.
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I see dead peoples you know, and zer is von behind you.
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I am incubating zer chicken eggs in it for zer vife.
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I vill have to get me von of those vhen ve visit Russia.
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I’m zer leader... I’m zer leader.... I’m zer leader of zer pack yu know...
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Old 14th Jan 2021, 10:55
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Khazi, Kaiser, it's all zer same to me you know...
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"You have very pretty eyes"
"Gosh you're making me blush. They're Aryan blue you know".

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Excuse me, zer crabs are itching...
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Ya, blue eyed, blond, arran, are zer true Germanic race, vell, all except us leaders, ya?
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If I knew ve ver having a silly hats competition, I vould have brought along Goering.
Not a caption... he is there, at the right
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