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Typical Navy and the herd mentality
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As long as it remains on heat we can deploy it as an IR missile countermeasure.
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Following on from secret Chem-trail trials the RN was secretly photographed carrying out methane dispensing trials.
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Express Dairies give up on electric milk floats and deliver direct to the customer:
Mrs Housewife in Knutsford: "Is it pasteurised?"
Milkman: "Yes luv, it just flew past your eyes didn't it?"
Mrs Housewife in Knutsford: "Is it pasteurised?"
Milkman: "Yes luv, it just flew past your eyes didn't it?"
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RN Steakholders fly in for their annual board meeting.
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They heard that a Philippines fishing boat was once sunk by a cow, so they are going to try it out on the French...
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BOSS, good news, I’ve managed to hook you a new leather flying jacket, the bad news is you might have to wrestle it off the current owner.
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“I hope this is within our post-BREXIT fishing quota.”
When we were called up to the Cairngorms by the Mountain Rescue Team I seriously did not expect it to be a Giraffe ....
Upon return to Base the crew put in for never being rostered with the Pilot
Upon return to Base the crew put in for never being rostered with the Pilot