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Old 5th Jan 2021, 06:02
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The navy are claiming a direct hit with the SeaCat
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Old 5th Jan 2021, 06:06
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Typical armaments demo:

High Explosive Shell; Armour Piercing Shell; Tortoiseshell.
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the tank commander is a little ginger.....
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Old 5th Jan 2021, 06:09
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Forget Tom-Tom. We navigate by Tom.
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Royal Marines "Tab". We Tabby.
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If you can grab him I’ll load the furball round.
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Old 5th Jan 2021, 07:26
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Purring along?
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Old 5th Jan 2021, 08:30
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Having balanced the flywheel, she was soon purring like a kitten...
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Vas is zis, Herr Rolls and Royce balancing a 50p on its side to show how smooth the ( German ) engine is.... Watch zis....
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Old 5th Jan 2021, 09:07
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Neeeiin..... I hope zer aim ist better vith zer ladies Herman, as you hafv missed der pussy again..
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Old 5th Jan 2021, 09:13
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So vhen ve fire zer gun ve vill scare zer cat out of its fur, ve vill zen sell zer bald Shynx cat to zer SS as ze are into all zat mystical crap
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Old 5th Jan 2021, 10:59
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The gun cat may be a little unconventional. But our gun dog was last seen with a burning T-34 in its jaws.
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Initially, cohesion between the Afrika Korps veterans and Kriegsmarine comb-outs was poor. But the new mascot proved a real catalyst.
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If you miss the target one more time Tiddles, I'll get you turned into a tennis racquet!
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Old 5th Jan 2021, 11:27
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As the Cats owner had looked online ( as non-essential shops are closed ) he regretted not checking the small print when he hires a
' Cat Flap Installer ' for the front door.
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Old 5th Jan 2021, 11:32
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Cat was fed up scratching, meowing and chasing birds to attract the owners attention to let him in.
Decided to knock a bit louder this time.

Ps in a previous house we had a street light outside our first floor bedroom window with flimsy curtains. Well we were poor then. Next doors cat was regularly found perched on the window ledge projecting a large shadow on said window early in the morning....🐹
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Old 5th Jan 2021, 11:52
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No more dipping a paw in the goldfish bowl, no, this time Macavity had a cunning plan to catch some fish, REAL fish too...
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Ok, Who let zer cat out of zer bag?
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Ach, ve have no zimmerit, so they can stick magnetic mines to us, but if ve cover the tank in cat sh*t, nothing vill stick to that.
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Old 5th Jan 2021, 13:31
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The original cat “convertor”.
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