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Old 16th Dec 2020, 19:41
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We found him hiding out at the North Pole
North Pole? Where's the snow?
Global warming...
Brought the Pole back as evidence.
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Old 16th Dec 2020, 19:44
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After a outburst on set, Tom Cruise goes off in the huff. See you after Christmas, got my other job to do.
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Old 16th Dec 2020, 20:36
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Look what NORAD finally managed to shoot down after many years of trying.
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Old 17th Dec 2020, 06:21
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"The Sergeant is from 'Elf'n'Safety, but does he have to wear that suit and go Ho Ho Ho all the bluddy time.??"
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Old 17th Dec 2020, 07:12
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In Aldershot Echo company give Hoskins a Escort to his grotto in the shopping centre.
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Old 17th Dec 2020, 07:17
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General to Captain off camera....
I understand camouflage to blend in with the woods but carrying a flag and hi viz strips on the back packs?
Captain thinks....silly old fool does not see anything wrong with Santa being there. ...
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Old 17th Dec 2020, 07:21
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Having had one too many Mulled Wine on Christmas Eve night, Santa needed a Escort back from the Police Station when he was released from the Drunk Tank.
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Old 17th Dec 2020, 08:56
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“No you idiots, for your field exercise I said get yourselves over to STANTA!”
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Old 17th Dec 2020, 11:42
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Ok and our next delivery is to a Peruvian drug lord..


https://nypost.com/2020/12/16/peruvi...for-drug-raid/
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Old 17th Dec 2020, 14:51
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Things starting to slow down, so will call this around mid day tomorrow!
.....last orders!!!
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Old 17th Dec 2020, 15:00
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Much to the platoon leader's chagrin, the sergeant's enlistment contract contained a Santa clause.
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Old 17th Dec 2020, 16:16
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We found him in the Old Holly Roger, Crying into his Sam Smiths sobbing as last orders was called about Tier 3 from tonight.
" I tell you Christmas is cancelled boo hoo.. ."
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Old 17th Dec 2020, 16:17
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As the troop returned from having the Covid -19 jab from the MO, they noticed Hoskins was having a severe reaction
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Old 17th Dec 2020, 21:52
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How the hell was I to know the station had a centralised heating plant and only one chimney.
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Old 17th Dec 2020, 21:54
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It’s Snow White and the bloody seven dwarfs, can’t you get anything right Hoskins.
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Old 17th Dec 2020, 21:55
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Are you sure we should be handing out E’s in the grotto?
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Old 17th Dec 2020, 21:57
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And remember Santa, when you meet Hoskins, there is no need to sprinkle fairy dust over him, someone’s already beat you to it in that respect.
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Old 17th Dec 2020, 22:00
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The Colonel isn’t impressed Santa, have you ever seen someone who’s been covered in liquid reindeer sh*t from 7000 feet.
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Old 18th Dec 2020, 06:31
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Bloody Army, yomp ing here, yomp ing there, bloody yomp ing everywhere.
Should have joined the Air Force
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Old 18th Dec 2020, 06:34
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In Aberdeen the Army providing protection on Trumps golf course. Mr President to make it easier for you we can move the hole closer to you.
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