Caption Competition Mk II
General to Captain off camera....
I understand camouflage to blend in with the woods but carrying a flag and hi viz strips on the back packs?
Captain thinks....silly old fool does not see anything wrong with Santa being there. ...
I understand camouflage to blend in with the woods but carrying a flag and hi viz strips on the back packs?
Captain thinks....silly old fool does not see anything wrong with Santa being there. ...
Last edited by Kiltrash; 17th Dec 2020 at 16:18.
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“No you idiots, for your field exercise I said get yourselves over to STANTA!”
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Ok and our next delivery is to a Peruvian drug lord..
https://nypost.com/2020/12/16/peruvi...for-drug-raid/
https://nypost.com/2020/12/16/peruvi...for-drug-raid/
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How the hell was I to know the station had a centralised heating plant and only one chimney.
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It’s Snow White and the bloody seven dwarfs, can’t you get anything right Hoskins.
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Are you sure we should be handing out E’s in the grotto?
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And remember Santa, when you meet Hoskins, there is no need to sprinkle fairy dust over him, someone’s already beat you to it in that respect.
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The Colonel isn’t impressed Santa, have you ever seen someone who’s been covered in liquid reindeer sh*t from 7000 feet.
In Aberdeen the Army providing protection on Trumps golf course. Mr President to make it easier for you we can move the hole closer to you.
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