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While Santa had ermine trim on his hat, cuffs & boots, Private Longshanks behind him was so limp-wristed that everyone thought there was a touch of velvet about him.
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After the disaster of the air-to-sleigh refuel which put all the reindeer in the vet clinic, Santa put a red hat on the front man and called him Rudolph.
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Sir, the good news is that our new anti aircraft missile works perfectly. The bad news is... well sir... your wife's Christmas present...
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Sadly ever since Santa admitted to voting for Joe Biden he has required a protective detail after a wave of death threats.
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OH NO ! if the Army is now responsible for getting Santa to all the good kids homes, Christmas is doomed !
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Pretty sad when Santa can march better than 3/4 of the platoon...
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Tall bloke in the middle: "Oooh, get you!"
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Government orders the Army to revert to its 18th Century uniform colours post-Brexit, however due to supply delays at Folkestone they have to make do with whatever is available....
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Hoskins was required to carry a rile and the flag on a stick after failing his "At Home" etiquette exam.
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Biden sends in the Army to the Red states to convince them he won. Realises the need to send someone they'll believe...
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After a particularly virulent attack on Boris, Donald, Putin, Andrew and Harry. Piers seek security from his brother. ( who is a Major in the Army ). However finds his Bro sends the 1st year cadets due to a ongoing family feud.
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