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Old 12th Dec 2020, 13:26
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MRI scan finds Donald's brain
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Old 12th Dec 2020, 13:29
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Yes, another Monolith, that makes 14 init.
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Old 12th Dec 2020, 13:31
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Hey Doc, there's the frame your toupee fell off into Raguel's groinal area. Del Boy was not amused
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Old 12th Dec 2020, 16:49
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Think we have found Dominic Cummins, been missing since he walked out of 10 Downing Street with that Cardboard Box
He is living in the box in Hampton Court Maze
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OK Bombaimer and Navigator. We have persuaded the Red Airforce to paint a 59 foot X on the target building, at the end of the Derwent Reservoir. Just off the A59 in Yorkshire 23 miles NNW from Leeds
Think you can find it THIS time?

(directions may not be exactly correct, )
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Old 12th Dec 2020, 16:56
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Here Sarge, is that your brothers car outside your house while you are on a 2 week war games lockdown, been there the last 8 nights.
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This Geo Cache lark is a lot simpler from a comfortable warm underground bunker
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Old 12th Dec 2020, 16:59
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You're right, Google Earth imagery is MUCH better than our very expensive spy satellite's snaps...
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Here Sarge, you know you paid £8000 for that hair scalp treatment? Well have you thought of asking for a refund?
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Old 12th Dec 2020, 17:03
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“Got any dirty pictures of your wife, Sir?”

“Certainly not!”

”Wanna buy some?”
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Old 12th Dec 2020, 17:18
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Despite the warning signs on the office wall. CARELESS TALK was not specifically banned.
After the investigation into the loss of the Queen Elizabeth Carrier, the Government apologised and promised " Lessons would be learned"
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Old 12th Dec 2020, 19:01
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Don't think any of these are going to win the Royal Air Force Photographic Competition

[ Royal Air Force photographic competition results – in pictures - PPRuNe Forums ]
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Despite using the latest technology, there is still no sign of a Labour Party policy on anything!
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Old 12th Dec 2020, 20:14
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Yes, it IS a long way to Tipperary it's a long way to go
Better take some piddle packs lads
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Old 12th Dec 2020, 20:17
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Having run in with the pictures he took on the photographic flight the Navigator was surprised to find his Pilot had landed at the enemy airfield.
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Old 12th Dec 2020, 20:25
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Chap squinting down the spy glass

Yes there are more sheep on the Falklands than islanders. I know I counted th ..... ( snore)
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Old 12th Dec 2020, 21:04
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Next time, let's just blow these up on the monitor, rather than printing them on tiny pieces of plastic and looking through a magnifying class.
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Yes son those pictures were taken when we still had an Air Force.......
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No you idgit ! You can’t make them bigger by pinching your fingers on the picture you have to look through the magnifying glass !
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