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Ok I won... so stop Biden for a chance to hold the CST ![Stick Out Tongue](https://www.pprune.org/images/smilies/tongue.gif)
Scores on the White House doors are..
And the winners in order and by a bone crunching 12 inches is........
Dan Gerous with
"Toes pointing outwards, you prick".
"I can't, I've got bone spurs".
Ascend Charlie with
"Tell that woman over there that I'd like to get into her pants!"
"??...why, sir?"
"Because I just 5hit in mine!"
602 I demand a recount.. 622 that's better
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Look, its my Chess set...I can have as many pieces as I want, now either put the dress on or the horse head.....Queen or Knight...your choice!
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Scores on the White House doors are..
And the winners in order and by a bone crunching 12 inches is........
Dan Gerous with
"Toes pointing outwards, you prick".
"I can't, I've got bone spurs".
Ascend Charlie with
"Tell that woman over there that I'd like to get into her pants!"
"??...why, sir?"
"Because I just 5hit in mine!"
602 I demand a recount.. 622 that's better
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Look, its my Chess set...I can have as many pieces as I want, now either put the dress on or the horse head.....Queen or Knight...your choice!
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Well, I have not been so active lately (moving house) so perhaps I may make the following offering . . . .
BUT BEWARE ! ! ! This picture is booby-trapped ! Will it blow up in your face?
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BUT BEWARE ! ! ! This picture is booby-trapped ! Will it blow up in your face?
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Size matters.
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Now was it two turns to the right or left to make it safe?
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Da, we call this the Babushka shell.
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Old friends
Stood in the Armoury
Like bomb ends
Stood in the Armoury
Like bomb ends
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'Ere, Vi, 'ow many turns is it to screw this det o'nator 'ome?
Dunno luv, I am rolling a fag!
Dunno luv, I am rolling a fag!
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I’d be careful wiff that, the last one I did blew my leg off.
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"Doris. Should this shell be magnetised?"
"No, why?"
"Well my spanner is attracted to it along with my nether region....don't ask why"
"No, why?"
"Well my spanner is attracted to it along with my nether region....don't ask why"
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"It says here to gently twist it, twist it again, pick up the pace, then gently stroke...wait. No, that's my diary sorry"
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