Caption Competition Mk II
I know I said I would do what I can to help the War effort, Ill be your beast of burden, Keep you warm at night, supply you with milk, give ewe all a laugh, even pose to be your girlfriends photo, but o'll be dammed if I will let you strap a parachute on my back.
What do ewe think I am? some hairy ar$ed Scotsman??
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What do ewe think I am? some hairy ar$ed Scotsman??
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Right, next time that bloody sheep dog appears, I'm ready for him!
or...
Next time Noakes tells Shep to get down, he's bloody well going to stay down....
or...
Next time Noakes tells Shep to get down, he's bloody well going to stay down....
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Dolly the Terminator Sheep: "I'll be baaaaack..."
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Just say "Naa-aaa-aah" to drugs!
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Getting old, the recoil helps me mount.
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This is the fifth hill I’ve taken. Do they call me Dave the conqueror? No.
I’ve shot many with this rifle. Do they call me Dave the sharpshooter? No.
But, you **** one sheep......
I’ve shot many with this rifle. Do they call me Dave the sharpshooter? No.
But, you **** one sheep......
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Sh*t, this isn’t grass, it’s mint.
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