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Officer: "B*****y good camouflage."
Corporal: "With respect, sir, we'll find the owner of that equipment in the Red Lion."
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Officer: "B*****y good camouflage."
Corporal: "With respect, sir, we'll find the owner of that equipment in the Red Lion."
Officer: "Good Lord! I didn't know we had red lions in this country. Are they very dangerous?"
Corporal: "With respect, sir, we'll find the owner of that equipment in the Red Lion."
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Officer: "B*****y good camouflage."
Corporal: "With respect, sir, we'll find the owner of that equipment in the Red Lion."
Officer: "Good Lord! I didn't know we had red lions in this country. Are they very dangerous?"
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But Lord Kitchener said Britons wants Ewe.
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He also said Your Country needs Ewe and the Welsh have never forgotten that.
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Ahhhhh Wales and the green green ass of home..........
What’s not to like, carries my stuff, keeps me warm at night and you know takes care of the other need......
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Down in the valley Private Blodwin was telling his Sergeant, well it was like this, we saw this sheep and thought it would be funny to dress it up for a photo, we had just finished and the damned thing ran off.
Well at least her gear is better turned out then half the squadies I have seen...
Sargent Bloggins had a very literal solution to the RSM’s direction “Make sure there are no sheep fuc*kers in your platoon ! “
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Larry the lamb was saddened to find he had been black balled out of the regiment.
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That’s the last time a Volkswagen will drive past my boyfriend.
Sergeant, when I said "Put some arms on the border, Lester," I was talking to Corporal Lester, not you.
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“Sir. Requesting a transfer to the Air Force Sir”
”You’re a fine soldier son, why do you wish to leave the infantry?”
Sir. I want to be a Ram Jet Sir.”
”You’re a fine soldier son, why do you wish to leave the infantry?”
Sir. I want to be a Ram Jet Sir.”