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Old 25th Oct 2020, 19:20
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The North Korean Ladies Harmonica Orchestra
Wouldn't that be the Piccolo players?
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Old 25th Oct 2020, 23:47
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Man thinks: "I wish they'd let me wear pink."
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Old 26th Oct 2020, 07:17
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The presentation of the leader's jersey at the inaugural Giro di North Korea.
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Old 26th Oct 2020, 07:27
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"Prease help me, soldier man, my groves are super-grued to my chin!"
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Old 26th Oct 2020, 13:48
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Please, Please, can you put a call through to Buster and get him to score it...
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Old 26th Oct 2020, 13:49
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Pwwaaarrrppp... ahhh curried dog legs... they always give me bad wind
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Old 26th Oct 2020, 14:14
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The Dear Leader has personally selected the actor who is to play him in a biopic, and written one of the scenes.
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Old 26th Oct 2020, 14:44
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No No Rules are Rules you must give 24 hours notice....
Especially if you want to have both of us...together.. need to check our diary.
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Old 26th Oct 2020, 14:45
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You have an identical brother...Yippee...
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You don't have the' Track my phone' app.....so your wife doesn't know???

( One major advantage of a old Nokia )
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On your belt it says 4301... Mr Nokia. Is that your 'Notches?'
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Old 26th Oct 2020, 15:53
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The balcony of the Iranian Embassy and the Nave Andromeda...Swoon.
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Old 26th Oct 2020, 17:17
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"Look, it's nearly dark and we can see each other's faces as if it were daylight - I told you the Dear Leader was the next Sun King."
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"Say you are a pilot! Oh please say that you are a pilot!! Oh please please say that you are a pilot - I drink double vodka cokes!!"
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Just one of the very few examples of the pig trying to get to bed with a fighter pilot (it usually only happens the other way round).
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Old 27th Oct 2020, 07:22
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How the British Prime Minister sees himself.....in his dreams

( or Trump )
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Old 27th Oct 2020, 17:20
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Little did Lotus Blossom know but her hero was actually only a Rubber Dog **** Pilot from Hong Kong having lost her sense of smell due to C-19
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Old 27th Oct 2020, 18:39
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Good things happen to those who stand and wait !
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Old 27th Oct 2020, 18:40
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WOW !!!! That's the first time my standard pick up line "hey do you want to have sex", actually worked !
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Old 28th Oct 2020, 09:34
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Last call! Judging in a couple of hours....
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