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Did you say our new aircraft handlers have just come from a carrier tour?
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This was not going to be as easy as he'd thought, John the Baptist realised as he looked up the slipway.
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The Defence Estate Optimisation Programme is just getting silly now.
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The operation was almost thwarted when two pleasure craft passed by & created dangerous waves that almost scrubbed the mission.
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What do you mean you want to fly Zulu, its at the bloody back...
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We wash them with Daz you know for a whiter white..
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They insist on flying Echo which is at the back so pop out, derivet the data plate and rivet into Whisky at the front and I’ll sort out the painters to swop the code.
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Hangar rash, happens all the time, haven’t you seen the collection of snapped off floats at the bottom of the ramp?
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"Best Navy tradition - let's saw off the outer 3/4 of the wings and fasten them back on with hinges, to save space."
"Best Navy tradition - let's saw off the outer 3/4 of the wings and fasten them back on with hinges, to save space."
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"Hoskins, I'm sure the Winco wasn't expecting this when he suggested a game of sardines would help the three squadrons to get to know each other"
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What? Fly them all at once? Think of the cost, man! No, no, as long as one is out on patrol we keep the brass happy.
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