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WRAC's and their sex toys.... Ok, lets see if we can change the batteries for her.
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An instant later, all three men passed a rapidly-descending skydiver struggling with the D-ring of his ripcord. "Do you know anything about parachutes?", he exclaimed desperately as he plummeted Earthward. "No!", shouted the three as they ascended at Mach 4, "Do you know anything about defusing Howitzer shells?"
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Fuc*k it, I got a bottle of Vodka waiting for me, let’s get this done !
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OK class your assignment is to list all the safety infractions visible in his picture. I will start the discussion by noting the first serious infraction, none of the personnel have ear protection.
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What could possibly go wrong ?
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When all you have is an axe every problem is an artillery shell.....
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Don’t worry, it’s just like opening a can of mince...
Well if this goes wrong they’ll be scraping mince off everything within 100 yards.
Well if this goes wrong they’ll be scraping mince off everything within 100 yards.
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Having had three rounds not explode, the Irish army decide to check their rounds for duds before firing.
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Don’t worry, it’s past it’s best before date.
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What were Nutty's last words ?
Here I will tighten up that loose nut for you !
Here I will tighten up that loose nut for you !
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Hold my beer....
- Ed
- Ed
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