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What's up chaps? Some blighters turned the GPS off!
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Good God, it says after we have read these secret instructions we are to eat them to prevent them falling into enemy hands.
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I say, why are you wearing such wide johopurs Alcock?
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Soft, strong, pliable and 3 ply, I am telling you chaps, it is the future.
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We are to look out for a stroppy little German corporal with a funny moustache.
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So from today you are no longer our Air Gunner but apparently a Weapons Systems Officer, which sounds like a rehashed Navigator type role...so we better get you a map as well...
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What is this persons of diverse cultures?
Ahhh I see, they have dropped the word Kraut from the orders as it is now deemed racist and demeaning....
Ahhh I see, they have dropped the word Kraut from the orders as it is now deemed racist and demeaning....
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on a similar theme to above...
Damn these new LGBT+-XYZ regulations.....it would appear Air Gunner Hoskins can take his life partner with him...better reduce the fuel load then!
Damn these new LGBT+-XYZ regulations.....it would appear Air Gunner Hoskins can take his life partner with him...better reduce the fuel load then!
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2nd from left standing holding map : No, no, no, the A303 is the best route, trust me
4th from left standing holding map: A303? But what about Stonehenge? A queue a mile long, rubber-neckkers... Give me the good old A30 every time!
rear cockpit holding map: A30? A303? Pah! M4/M5, motorway speeds, light traffic, Membury Services, no getting stuck in Crewkerne High Street, what more does a chap want?
Pilot: I say chaps. You do realise we are going to Cornwall by AIR...?
4th from left standing holding map: A303? But what about Stonehenge? A queue a mile long, rubber-neckkers... Give me the good old A30 every time!
rear cockpit holding map: A30? A303? Pah! M4/M5, motorway speeds, light traffic, Membury Services, no getting stuck in Crewkerne High Street, what more does a chap want?
Pilot: I say chaps. You do realise we are going to Cornwall by AIR...?
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Theyr'e sending us to the frontier..
Where? Afghanistan? Persia? Turkey? Egypt? Iraq?
No, Newcastle..
Where? Afghanistan? Persia? Turkey? Egypt? Iraq?
No, Newcastle..
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Don't worry Nav, after the fiasco when your last map blew away, I've arranged for Corporal Scroggins to come over and dope these ones to the wing.
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Is it the menu for the in flight rations?
Err... No, it is the rations, it says rice paper. qty 6. crew meal for the use of.
Err... No, it is the rations, it says rice paper. qty 6. crew meal for the use of.
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