Caption Competition Mk II
In the insurance world this is called a “friction claim” because the payout is a result of the owners helicopter insurance policy rubbing up against his hangar.......
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Hoskins discovered just how accurate the "Return to Home" feature was in the Autopilot. Trouble was he had earlier set the home position before taking the aircraft out of the hangar.
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Hoskins was a little annoyed with the performance of the helicopter. He still had one whole door to go.
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Despite the manufacturer’s claims, it was proved that this model couldn’t lift an underslung car battery.
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Dear BAE, we thank you for the new helicopter, however only one problem .. Refuelling probe to short for size of rotors.
Dear Operator, many thanks for the kind words . Solution,....Shorten rotors
Dear Operator, many thanks for the kind words . Solution,....Shorten rotors
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"Hey, I'm the producer of the next Mission Impossible film, can I use this chopper for a scene where it flies through a tunnel chasing a train?"
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Whoppity, Thumpity, Squittlely.
- Ed
- Ed
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Prince Andrew's attempt to spirit Ghislane out of the country ends in ignominy
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Looks like I need a faster remote hangar door opener....
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