Caption Competition Mk II
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"Woodworm Sir, you're the first Orficer in this war to be brought down by Woodworm Sir"
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"You fecking idiot Hoskins, that's a crease in the page of the rigging instructions"
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" Diarrhea Sir, it had a dodgy back end"
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"It's a desk job for you Sir, as soon as the Chippy has built you one out of the remains of your kite"
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Gnome de PPRuNe
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Usual excuse sir, apparently Section Officer Harvey's webbing was clearly visible on the parade ground.
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"...and to elevate the guns just that little bit more for the deflection shot, you pull this lever...NO! NO! Not on the ground......you idiot, Baldrick!"
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Well done on scrubbing off the squadron markings ... the CO will never know.
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The pilot acquired a new squadron callsign ... "Splinters"
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