Caption Competition Mk II
On the first day they divided up Germany, however so as to make it look like the negotiations had been long and tedious the other 5 days were spent Golfing. However no pictures of those days are known to exist
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Far right: Kruschev thinks “I will be in the front row one day!”
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Well Prime Minister Churchill did suggest holding it at Bournemouth, he could guarantee great weather. Stalin thinks, oh good that's near Salisbury with that world famous Cathedral
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To herald a new age of global socialism, Mr Churchill and Mr Stalin have found a poor beggar on the street and wrapped him up in a torn old blanket.
Then they enjoyed getting a good propaganda photo.
Then they enjoyed getting a good propaganda photo.
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"Mr Roosevelt, we have a problem with the White House!"
"Yeah? What is it?"
"It's a big white house on the hill, where you live, but that's not important right now..."
"Yeah? What is it?"
"It's a big white house on the hill, where you live, but that's not important right now..."
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"Never forget ... White Houses Matter"
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...and returning to your normal programming
Churchill is telling Roosevelt the British Secrets about Jet Engines in the safe knowledge that Stalin is from a backward country where all they eat are Potatoes." We would sell them to Joe, they could never reverse engineer them "
Churchill is telling Roosevelt the British Secrets about Jet Engines in the safe knowledge that Stalin is from a backward country where all they eat are Potatoes." We would sell them to Joe, they could never reverse engineer them "
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Last orders please........................ scoring either tonight or on the morrow, and to keep Buster happy, I will score his entries next Tuesday... but a winner will have already have been chosen and will have upped their picture by then......... oh dear, never mind
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Stalin: "Having sorted out the post-War borders, let's discuss our personal aircraft. I think I shall shall have mine painted overall red."
Roosevelt: "I haven't made up my mind yet, but shiny silver would look nice."
Churchill: "We're short of money, I'll take whatever the RAF gives me."
Roosevelt: "I haven't made up my mind yet, but shiny silver would look nice."
Churchill: "We're short of money, I'll take whatever the RAF gives me."
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Stalin: “Problems solved. It Vodka time now, surely?”
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C: I have a tank named after me!
S: Me too. What about you, Mr. President?
R: I might be getting an aircraft carrier 😃
S: Me too. What about you, Mr. President?
R: I might be getting an aircraft carrier 😃
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“Under arms? I always use Brut.” (add Leader of choice)
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